Lessons, Sleeps, and Laughs

Today was Friday, a normal school day, with the extreme heat. So we had two whole hours of Conversational Malay class , Reading, and maths, not to mention art, today, and i was horrified, wait, no... Let me elaborate in a more creative way- A REPORT

Report No.76857435436546

Conversational Malay Classes

Definition: A process in which students sleep with their eyes open, occasionally mumbling "semua....lahir.....membaca...satu...cikgu....fjgujis...guagfgjhuagudfga,,,," with GREAT EFFORT.


And as you can see, the pronounciations started out pretty fine,, then i started to chant like some monk, blabbering undeciferable( i don care if there's such word) stuff...

Time: In the morning, and afternoons, UNFORTUNATELY

Involves: Sleepy students, Cikgu Sofiah and a fierce teacher who likes to sit beside small boys.

Process: Slow and Laborious ( HAH! Animal Farm influenced)

Details: Yeah right, i'm just gonna leave that out....

Ends at: THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE


Report No. 486345397459

Reading Period

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Ok,i'm done, let's continue

Definition: A process whereby students have eyelids weighing a ton, who can't get past the first paragraph of the given passage

Time: Morning

Involves: Students, Miss Siva, youths, rouge, khmer, and french, and Cambodia and death ( i can't find the connection between all these, but yarh..)

Process: At least we laughed a little...( among ourselves,) that's consider very good for classes like this...

Details: I found out that there's some kind of laughing gas( 笑气,you know 笑气?!?!?)at my seat there, according to dearest Cassandra...Cause she kept feeling like laughing when she sit next to me... Yeah right, should be something like sleeping gas...( 睡气, you know 睡气??!!?)

Ends at: Second happiest moment of my life...

Report no. 328765289569843

Maths Class

Definition: A process whereby students laugh alot and fight over plushies called " Cheeseball".
Confused? Ok, ZW has this plushie thing, and i named it cheeseball( though she
insisted on 饭团)


Involves: Students, plushies, Mr. Lee, Tanks, Aircrafts
( ok, ridiculous, ZW and i were having war against each other and i called my
table a "tank", which sent her into a frenzy of laughter...The aircrafts were simply my
pens..)


Process : Me, alot of laughter, and ZW, alot of trembling, and Sarah alot of head turning...

Details: - Invalid-( who am i kidding, i'm just lazy)

Ends at: -Invalid- ( i'm overtaken by laziness)


Report no. 3573498584935849

Art class

Definition: A process in which students fold the corner of drawing paper, trying to comfort themselves( despite friend's comments like " is that some kind of complicated origami?!?!" (ZW))

Involves: Miss Ho, Students, WILFRED AND HIS RIDICULOUS ACTIONS, and sale of drawing paper at 20 cents each

Process: We laughed quite alot actually, haha!!

Details: I folded the corner of my paper and IT WAS DISASTEROUS, need no more elaboration....

Ends at : YIPPPEEEE!!!!!!!!!


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