HEY! Look here! You're hideous!

This incident happen quite somtime time ago ...when i went out with my cousin to watch ...We were on the bus 27 and we saw the most hideous looking guy ... i mean you can't blame a person for his or her looks but this guy has a look that is like.... and he brags that's the worst...

1) He has fringe that's 30 cm long, with the tip of it GOLDEN COLOUR ( this guy obviously thinks he a phoenix)

2) He wears clothes that make him look like a christmas tree( or a over decorated tree) with bagdes and chains everywhere..You know, some people might think it's damn cool.. and everything... but if you were there, you're think it's Halloween...

3) He said (in chinese)(i was eavsdropping on he and his friends(who were dressed like normal ppl) 's conversation) " haiz..sian lar...cut my hair ...cut until so short"...So i was like " Very short meh...(in my head)

4) He said too" i wanna get like a stripe here greyish sliver" And i was like" please, it's bad enough"

5) He said when we pass by Ikea biggest outlet (near Tampanise or PasirRis) " Walao..damn big i tell you.. you beat one person ... go inside,, oso CANNOT(he emphasise on the CANNOT) find..." and i was like sheessh..what a lamer... and he said " Ikea furniture not good.. and expensive lorh..."

6) He said " i cut my hair $10..eh! $10 can cut THIS ( apparently he thinks his hair is a style instead of a curtain) kind of hair.." i was like yeah..i can see why it's $10...

7) He said" i was a dancer(now this, i fainted in the bus..he can't be a dancer i mean.. think about it...HIS HAIR WILL GET IN THE WAY) ok?! i was a breakdancer last time.. but now no more (phew...tht's better)...cause i slack larh.. then become fat...(for god sake this guy is a pole.. not fat at all he will make lamp post look fat)..."

How's that for a hideous guy? lols... me and my cousin were like making fun of him after we got off the bus and we were like " oh i'm a dancer.,..my hair so short"

LOLS

* this incident is true but no offence to the guy... this is only meant for jokes.. Please do not abuse...

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